Rich White Guy Indeed Arrested

As much as I hate the MSM, what was on dateline Friday was awesome.

Summary: Whitey walks into the backyard. Whitey tries to pour some Lemonade and spills it. Whitey then walks around and sees Datelines cameras. Whitey panics and tries to run out of the backyard through the garage. At this point whitey is grabbed by a bunch of pigs. Whitey has a panic attack and goes "but I have not even had a speeding ticket" (translation: being arrested is only for non-white people, liberals, or the poor, I'm too good to be arrested, who cares if I was about to go have sex with a 13 year old). The pigs take whitey in for questioning. Whitey asks for a lawyer, but for some dumb reason continues to talk anyway. Whitey then calls his wife and says he is in trouble, but can't tell her what and needs money for bail (translation: honey, I was going to cheat on you with a 13 year old, but hey look, I have a three-some planned with Foley and I need to be bailed out of jail for it).