Come join the biggest corporate terrorist fundraiser of the year.

And if you don't spend thousands of dollars at our fundraisers on your fat spoiled stupid American kids, than you are a very bad parent.

Parents, please make sure that your fat lazy brats spend lots of time parked in front of the television being brainwashed into brainwashing you into buying them cheap crap made by children in China.

And the money will go to a good cause let me tell you. Murdering the children in Iraq and if we raise enough money Iran too. Not to mention stoping those ever so dangerous homosexuals from getting married, the sure demise of us all.