This morning I was driving behind a stupid bitch talking on her cell phone while driving her Yukon. Then all of a sudden before the stupid idiot knew it she was off-roading. Well at least off roading onto the partially dirt shoulder of the highway. Hey, she may have even been off-road without even knowing it. She proceeded to go off-road a few more times, once almost saving the life of a child in Iraq by nearly hitting the median and which would have surely flipped her dumb bimbo mobile over.
Ah, the off roaders, the only time these retarded bithches and bastards ever see off-road is when they drive their looser mobile off it while they are talking on their cell phones.