How to Look real dumb and waste a lot of money doing so!
This should be the ad line for every SUV/truck. Whenever I see some driving an SUV I know at least one of these and probably more than one is true:
1. Your insecure-You are overcompensating for your small penis. Or you are over compensating for something else. And all the us smart women out there know that you are a overcompensating loser.
2. Your guilable- Did you know they took that word out of the dictionary? Oh, and by the way did you also know that SUV’s are actually less safe including for those in the SUV than a car. But just keep believing the lies.
3. Your selfish-You think that you should be driving a larger car so that when you drive like an idiot someone else should die instead of you! Oh, wait did you miss number 2 where you are just making everyone less safe including yourself.